FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR SPOUSE A friend of mine sent me this - If you’ve been married for any length of time, you’ve probably learned that there are certain things that a husband should never say to his wife. It was funny to hear about marital strife when you were single, but now you know firsthand how uncomfortable a night alone on the couch can be. Here are five things you should definitely avoid saying to your wife if you value your mortal existence 😁. 1. “You’re not that old.” A woman is never old – not a lot, not a little. Even if she openly admits to being ancient, and her skin hangs in drapes from her sagging bones, to you she is always young and beautiful, and you’d better tell her so. 2. “Woman, make me a sandwich!” Even when used in jest, this is a phrase that is much more likely to get a sandwich smashed into your face 😁than presented nicely on a plate with a pickle and a side of chips. 3. “Can you come over here and help me find the tip of my ...